Sometimes life is like a fine bottle of wine. Others, it's like a cheap shot of vodka in a dicey college bar.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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Clearly a wonderful moment.
(I am fully convinced that Fifty Shades of Grey was written by the guidance counselor from 10 Things I Hate About You.
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I recently encountered a problem I usually have when visiting my family in historic Massachusetts. This morning I awoke to find that my rental car had been vandalized by a 17th century writer.
I suspect it was Mother Goose.
Jim Sturgess looking stupidly attractive in Across the Universe
it’s really not fair to have your face look like this.
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